The key to world peace...

...is to gather all the world leaders together and give everyone some Crown and Coke, then sit around and discuss things while watching Invader Zim and Southpark. Then, help all of them open accounts on World of Warcraft, so they can vent their genocidal/tyrannical tendencies in a semi-healthy way like the rest of us, and we can gank their newbish asses.

I think George W. would be a gnome.

The ones not smart enough to grasp the gameplay of WoW would be introduced to the world of Gaia Online. There they would be free to troll to their hearts content, and spam their meager friendslists with chain letters and scams, join polling guilds and sign petitions of outrage at how easy the n00bs have it...

On second thought... George would probably just be the lord of the CB.




But the key... the key to getting them to agree to this... that is a healthy amount of Crown Royal.